On the recommendation of the nicest and best art historian of the modern epoch, I went to the Royal Academy to see the Vilhelm Hammershøi exhibition, The Poetry of Silence. I knew nothing of Hammershøi before, but was deeply impressed by his pictures, mostly interiors, sometimes empty, sometimes peopled by a single woman, frequently seen from the back.
The area set aside for the galleries is inadequate; five rooms were crammed with gallery goers and some who I think were merely sheltering expensively (£8 for admission) from the rain. Two tours through the crowded rooms were not enough to allow me to give everything the attention it deserved. I suppose the correct technique is to stand immovably in front of a picture and ignore the jostling, but I lack the patience.
Three of my fellow devotees annoyed me particularly. A man of my age, more or less, with two younger companions, all dressed from a jumble sale, stood in the most inconvenient places they could find and held a conversation. I could not shake them off, and by the time I reached the last room, devoted to Hammershøi's late work before his death in 1916, the oldest one was expounding the plot of Woody Allen's Annie Hall at the top of his voice. I cannot imagine why, unless he arrived there by way of Allen's enthusiasm for Nordic cinema. Whatever trail of thought had taken him to this irrelevance, I had a great urge to hit him hard with the bust of a past academician. Perhaps I should have reminded him of the exhibition's title.
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