Hat and gloves on offer

Infra dig. I know, to blog about amusing doings of one's pets (sorry, I meant to say companion animals) but the cat Eustace is bound for the furrier's to be made into a handsome pair of gloves and matching hat. He jumped onto the table, landed clumsily on my PowerBook keyboard and, scrabbling for a pawhold, managed to pull  off the 'c' and 'v' keys and the spacebar. I am now writing a Perec-style novel which makes no use of these letters and has no spaces between words. This was composed using my wireless keyboard.