I have found my niche at last . University College London are looking for a Deputy Zebrafish Facility Manager. How difficult can this be? A few handfuls of ant eggs every so often, and a careful eye on the water temperature are all that's required. For the rest if the time, I'd work on my novel, you know, the one that's going to change the way the world looks at fictional narrative.
Not that I'd neglect my charges. I'd give them all names beginning with Z : Zachary, Zedekia, Zelda, Zenobia, Zeus, Zöe, Zuleika. I'd play fishy games with them to keep them amused. I might even bring my cat Eustace to visit.
