The fourth plinth

I thought I was too late, but as you can see, I'm not, so I've entered the draw for places on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square in September. If I fail to win a place, I'll enter the draw for October.What will I do with my hour on the plinth? Wait and see. I may recite Greek bucolic poetry, while wearing running kit. I may grow a beard. But then again, I may not